Anglo-Dutch translation guide

What the British say.	What the British mean.	What the Dutch understand.
I hear what you say.	I disagree and do not want to discuss it any further.	He accepts my point of view.
With the greatest respect…	I think you are wrong (or a fool).	He is listening to me.
That’s not bad.	That’s good or very good.	That’s poor or mediocre.
Quite good	A bit disappointing	Quite good
Perhaps you would like to think about… / I would suggest…	That is an order. Do it or be prepared to justify yourself.	Think about the idea, but do what you like.
When appropriate locally…	Do what you like.	Do it if you can.
Oh, by the way… / Incidentally…	The primary purpose of our discussion is…	This is not very important.
I was a bit disappointed that… / It is a pity you…	I am most upset and cross.	It doesn’t really matter.
Very interesting…	I don’t agree / don’t believe you.	They are impressed.
Could we consider some more options?	I don’t like your idea.	They have not yet decided.
I’ll bear it in mind.	I will do nothing about it.	They will probably do it.
Please think about that some more.	It’s a bad idea; don’t do it.	It’s a good idea; keep developing it.
I’m sure it’s my fault.	It is your fault !	It was their fault.
That is an original point of view.	You must be crazy.	They like my ideas !
You must come for dinner sometime.	Not an invitation, just being polite.	I will get an invitation soon.
You’ll get there eventually.	You don’t stand a chance in hell.	Keep on trying for they agree I’m heading in the right direction.
I almost agree.	I don’t agree at all.	He’s not far from agreement.

posted on my office wall by the prior tenant.